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10月28日

TED talk- surprising motivation

为什么我们还没得过诺贝尔奖? 为什么完全免费编写的维基 wikipedia 能够保持优秀的质量? 我们的创造力被什么限制了? 推荐这个有趣的演讲。 http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/chi_hans/dan_pink_on_motivation.html
9月19日

Drops of Jupiter (Train)

Now that shes back in the atmosphere
With drops of jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that theres time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like june, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

Now that shes back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that theres time to grow, hey, hey

Now that shes back in the atmosphere
Im afraid that she might think of me as plain ol jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the milky way
And tell me, did venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know youre wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone
Conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way

Repeat 1st chorus
 
 
10月24日

I'm not into management but this is sooo funny I just gotta share :P

3-Minute Management Course
 
Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you  $800 to drop that towel.' After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her  $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great!' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure



Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The
Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.


'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want
those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up


Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there


Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!



This ends the 3-minute management course.
10月9日

I'm feeling like a superwoman~

Being able to handle lots of things at a time, keeping fit, and forgeting about all the relationship bullshit are pretty cool. I just wanted to have some fun, being a bit crazy, enjoy the unpredictable life, and prepare for the next delightful surprise.
9月30日

Quote

'Not all relationships are for a lifetime – not even love relationships. Life is enjoying and making the most of what you have in the moment, using these moment to moment instances to create the fabric of your future. Again, to love someone is to allow that person to be who and what they are, even if it means not having them in your life. This, is how you sort who is and isn’t right in your life no matter the relationship. But when you’re lacking self worth and don’t know who and what you are, YOU’LL TAKE ALMOST ANYTHING. Which is the biggest problem in relationships.'

9月8日

锄草了~~~

看来我真的是闲的无聊到一定程度了。。哈哈 来锄锄草吧!
这两天newcastle 的天气出奇的好!好的像世界末日就要来临了一样。 今年在英国亲身的体验到五月的酷暑,六月飞雪,七八月份一直低温(南方是洪水),到了九月我都准备过冬了,太阳又无私的普照了下来。难道人类离灭绝不远了?!
 
下下周新生报道,又可以混进freshers weeks, 有吃有喝还有免费文具什末的,开心! 期待!要找工作的同学快快投简历,趁着student go back to school, 会有好多空缺出来。可恨的一点是,新生一来就把市中心挤的水泄不通。可怜的我Topshop, H&M都进不去。昨天去了metrocentre (据说是欧洲最大的shopping centre), 感觉真是海阔天空,没有了闹市区的杂乱,可以随心所欲的逛, 打折的也不会被一抢而空。呵呵。超级开心!
 
 
6月13日

Download videos

 
Lamb of God- Black Label
Papa Roach- Dead Cells
Bowling for Soup- 1985& Sedated 'I'm really thankful that airplanes do not take dumps! :-P
Machine Head- Imperium
Random Camping video-really funny :D
Iron Maiden- Blood Brothers
Bottle fight between Evanescence and Iron Maiden
 
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VanceSen发表:
I gained new insights by reviewing it :P
~nice~
8 月 14 日